Pit to pit: 21,5"
Collar to hem: 27"
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Makes a statement, doesn’t it? For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge is Van Helen’s ninth studio album, giving the powerful right to emblazon the word FUCK on as many pieces of merchandise as possible.
Thankfully, this T-shirt is only a little bit fucked. The tag is missing, so while we don’t have a fucking clue what size this is, it fits somewhere in between a medium and large. There’s a small hole under the armpit, a loose stitch at the bottom and a weird red stain (could be blood, rock N’ roll) so make sure you’ve taken a look at the pictures properly.
Other than those small imperfections, this is in fantastic fucking condition otherwise. The fabric is medium-heavy and the tee has an awesome fade throughout. Buy this and, you too, like Van Halen, can say fuck as much as you want.
All measurements are in inches.